Taylor as spoken by an actress


i'm taylor. 19. from a crappy ass suburban town in the middle of texas that no one has ever heard of before so i just say i'm from dallas.
i am a photographer.
i am obsessed with shoes and the men of star trek and ghost hunters and harry potter and veronica mars and making fun of twilight.
i like to sing but i don't think i do it well.
my favorite movie is garden state
my favorite band is incubus
my favorite book is harry potter
my favorite tv show is family guy

my name is george michael bluth. while at the office everyone calls me pam. i have yet to make it aboard the enterprise because i am still bb kirk. when living under the sea i go by patrick and my bff is spongebob. do not piss me off cause i will not be afraid to avada kedavra your ass because i am voldemort. it took sugar, spice, and everything nice mixed with chemical x to create me, blossom. i am one of the greatest people you will ever meet so just call me janis. i am absolutely in love with mistah j but my name is harley quinn. i am the mother fucking doctor. while at community college i go by annie. i am princess leia. i am a cheerio and i sing but i also think that the square root of 4 is rainbows and my name is...oh yeah brittany. YATTA! i am the master of time and space, hiro. i can rap and i am on snl and one of the three greatest men ever, andy samberg. i am a hippie feminist that goes by the name of hayley smith. i, stewie griffin, will dominate this earth someday...or at least kill lois and live out my fantasies without her here anymore. i did get lost and someone keeps trying to steal my baby so please call me claire. in the gaming world you can call me zelda. and i do love to drink blood but i have the unusual power of controlling people's feelings so call me jasper. and finally while at narnia i go by susan.

6th December 2009

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(via elohbee)

(via elohbee)

6th December 2009

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tumblingnoodle: oh there’s a fruit spam happening? can’t forget the appolz! YES!

tumblingnoodle:

oh there’s a fruit spam happening? can’t forget the appolz!

YES!

6th December 2009

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fandomslut: taylortallegra: tumblingnoodle: bonebroke: tumblingnoodle: taylortallegra: skepticalsmurf: fandomslut: … And apparently that’s Chris Pine’s girlfriend. he likes brunettes. I’m so in. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DATING HER AS MUCH AS I LIKE HER THIS CAN NOT BE TRUE I WILL FUCKING KILL HER MTE. http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-12-chris-pine-is-in-lurve-sorry-ceiling-eyes#respond shhhhh not true. perez made the entire thing up. there isn’t enough evidence. psh as if perez even knows. Perez doesn’t know his mouth from his ass. If that’s where this all came from, then that’s bogus. that is the best thing i have heard all night. thank you.

fandomslut:

taylortallegra:

tumblingnoodle:

bonebroke:

tumblingnoodle:

taylortallegra:

skepticalsmurf:

fandomslut:

… And apparently that’s Chris Pine’s girlfriend.

he likes brunettes.

I’m so in.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DATING HER

AS MUCH AS I LIKE HER THIS CAN NOT BE TRUE I WILL FUCKING KILL HER

MTE.

http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-12-chris-pine-is-in-lurve-sorry-ceiling-eyes#respond

shhhhh not true. perez made the entire thing up. there isn’t enough evidence.

psh as if perez even knows.

Perez doesn’t know his mouth from his ass. If that’s where this all came from, then that’s bogus.

that is the best thing i have heard all night. thank you.

6th December 2009

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Tagged: ONE MORE FOR RIKKI

6th December 2009

Photo reblogged from Tumbling Noodle with 26 notes

tumblingnoodle: fandomslut: tumblingnoodle: fandomslut: darksagegrl0: fandomslut: … And apparently that’s Chris Pine’s girlfriend. well fuck. i know i wanted Chris for myself but… DAMN. I think id tap that too. threesome? XP GET IN LINE. She’s not always that glamorous looking, but. /jealousy But guys, she’s super cool. She really geeky and down to earth, and hilarious to boot. I mean, I think she’s the perfect beard for Chris while she’s trying to get her acting career off the ground. It’s really a win-win for everybody! ♥ Well, okay. I’ll accept that. ;D NO NO NO FUCK NO NOOO HE AND I ARE PERFECT NOT ACCEPTABLE

tumblingnoodle:

fandomslut:

tumblingnoodle:

fandomslut:

darksagegrl0:

fandomslut:

… And apparently that’s Chris Pine’s girlfriend.

well fuck.

i know i wanted Chris for myself but… DAMN. I think id tap that too.

threesome? XP

GET IN LINE.

She’s not always that glamorous looking, but. /jealousy

But guys, she’s super cool. She really geeky and down to earth, and hilarious to boot. I mean, I think she’s the perfect beard for Chris while she’s trying to get her acting career off the ground. It’s really a win-win for everybody! ♥

Well, okay. I’ll accept that. ;D

NO NO NO FUCK NO

NOOO

HE AND I ARE PERFECT

NOT ACCEPTABLE

6th December 2009

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tumblingnoodle: bonebroke: tumblingnoodle: taylortallegra: skepticalsmurf: fandomslut: … And apparently that’s Chris Pine’s girlfriend. he likes brunettes. I’m so in. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DATING HER AS MUCH AS I LIKE HER THIS CAN NOT BE TRUE I WILL FUCKING KILL HER MTE. http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-12-chris-pine-is-in-lurve-sorry-ceiling-eyes#respond shhhhh not true. perez made the entire thing up. there isn’t enough evidence. psh as if perez even knows.

tumblingnoodle:

bonebroke:

tumblingnoodle:

taylortallegra:

skepticalsmurf:

fandomslut:

… And apparently that’s Chris Pine’s girlfriend.

he likes brunettes.

I’m so in.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DATING HER

AS MUCH AS I LIKE HER THIS CAN NOT BE TRUE I WILL FUCKING KILL HER

MTE.

http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-12-chris-pine-is-in-lurve-sorry-ceiling-eyes#respond

shhhhh not true. perez made the entire thing up. there isn’t enough evidence.

psh as if perez even knows.

6th December 2009

Photo reblogged from Tumbling Noodle with 26 notes

tumblingnoodle: taylortallegra: tumblingnoodle: taylortallegra: skepticalsmurf: fandomslut: … And apparently that’s Chris Pine’s girlfriend. he likes brunettes. I’m so in. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DATING HER AS MUCH AS I LIKE HER THIS CAN NOT BE TRUE I WILL FUCKING KILL HER MTE. I STILL PLAN ON COMING TO VISIT YOU DOC SO THEN WE CAN BOTH RAID THE ATTACK OF THE SHOW SET AND KILL HER LOL OMG CAN WE? PLEASE? AND THEN I CAN SEX KEVIN? SI! AND THEN I CAN SEX CHRIS!

tumblingnoodle:

taylortallegra:

tumblingnoodle:

taylortallegra:

skepticalsmurf:

fandomslut:

… And apparently that’s Chris Pine’s girlfriend.

he likes brunettes.

I’m so in.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DATING HER

AS MUCH AS I LIKE HER THIS CAN NOT BE TRUE I WILL FUCKING KILL HER

MTE.

I STILL PLAN ON COMING TO VISIT YOU DOC SO THEN WE CAN BOTH RAID THE ATTACK OF THE SHOW SET AND KILL HER LOL

OMG CAN WE? PLEASE? AND THEN I CAN SEX KEVIN?

SI! AND THEN I CAN SEX CHRIS!

6th December 2009

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intuitiveaptitude:(via scarlettohara) OMFG.

intuitiveaptitude:(via scarlettohara)

OMFG.

Tagged: my panties disintegratedhis eyes are looking into my soul

6th December 2009

Photo reblogged from Tumbling Noodle with 26 notes

tumblingnoodle: taylortallegra: skepticalsmurf: fandomslut: … And apparently that’s Chris Pine’s girlfriend. he likes brunettes. I’m so in. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DATING HER AS MUCH AS I LIKE HER THIS CAN NOT BE TRUE I WILL FUCKING KILL HER MTE. I STILL PLAN ON COMING TO VISIT YOU DOC SO THEN WE CAN BOTH RAID THE ATTACK OF THE SHOW SET AND KILL HER LOL

tumblingnoodle:

taylortallegra:

skepticalsmurf:

fandomslut:

… And apparently that’s Chris Pine’s girlfriend.

he likes brunettes.

I’m so in.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DATING HER

AS MUCH AS I LIKE HER THIS CAN NOT BE TRUE I WILL FUCKING KILL HER

MTE.

I STILL PLAN ON COMING TO VISIT YOU DOC SO THEN WE CAN BOTH RAID THE ATTACK OF THE SHOW SET AND KILL HER LOL

6th December 2009

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tumblingnoodle: taylortallegra: rainaelizabeth: “Oh he likes popcorn” Oh he’s like Walter. They should get together and watch a movie with Anton. OMG BEST IDEA EVER! MANIP COMING IMMEDIATELY!

tumblingnoodle:

taylortallegra:

rainaelizabeth:

“Oh he likes popcorn”

Oh he’s like Walter. They should get together and watch a movie with Anton.

OMG BEST IDEA EVER! MANIP COMING IMMEDIATELY!